i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS
I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
(Source: theguidinglight)
29,522 playsWelcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
(Source: chicken-jukebox-shanty)
hahaha …….. excellent!!So, I didn’t create the original gif, but I did add the wings and crown…
All hail Benny, queen of the fairies.
Yes it’s crappy but I didn’t feel like taking a long time to do it.Wait, wasn’t his first role in a play the Queen of Fairies in Midsummer Night’s Dream?
^Indeed it was
/Titania is her name bee tee dubbs.
Sherlock AU: Loki is behind everything.
uhm, it’d be awesome, hiddles in ALL THE THINGS, nothing wrong with that, bbc sherlock
QUICK I NEED A CROSSOVER NAME FOR THIS.
AVENGELOCK.
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